jeffw@lemmy.world to politics @lemmy.world · 2 months agoJ.D. Vance Revives Couch-Sex Rumors With Awkward Wife Jokewww.thedailybeast.comexternal-linkmessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down14file-text
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minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up130·2 months ago'“Now, I would call her up here to come and speak,” he said, “but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch tonight, so I’ll leave her alone.” Vance smiled big as he delivered the joke, which earned some tepid laughter from the crowd.’ What a fucking creep.
minus-squareOlinOfTheHillPeople@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up58arrow-down1·2 months agoThere is now officially more evidence for JD’s couch shenanigans than anything involving Hunter Biden’s laptop.
minus-squareevidences@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·2 months agoThe way this is evolving by the end of the month Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to roll a TV out into the floor of the house and show a video of JD fucking a couch.
minus-squareDrSleepless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·2 months agoBut then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch tonight, er, I mean on the couch tonight. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
minus-squarePhegan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoA subtle adjustment would have been good. “But then I think I’d have to sleep WITH the couch tonight.”
'“Now, I would call her up here to come and speak,” he said, “but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch tonight, so I’ll leave her alone.”
Vance smiled big as he delivered the joke, which earned some tepid laughter from the crowd.’
What a fucking creep.
There is now officially more evidence for JD’s couch shenanigans than anything involving Hunter Biden’s laptop.
The way this is evolving by the end of the month Marjorie Taylor Greene is going to roll a TV out into the floor of the house and show a video of JD fucking a couch.
But then I think I’d have to sleep with the couch tonight, er, I mean on the couch tonight. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
A subtle adjustment would have been good. “But then I think I’d have to sleep WITH the couch tonight.”