Being pedantic. That’s a canoe. Kayaks are lower to the water, usually have a covered hull, and require a different style of paddle.
OP’s mistake is what makes this mildly infuriating.
When was the last time you’ve felt the touch of a woman?
It seems like the commenter may know a bit more about the little man in a boat than yourself OP.
Canoeists can get it
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Why does that matter? I feel concerned for you OP, I mean are you lonely, do you need a hug?
Meanwhile in new Orleans, guy on kayak during flood finishes his beer before entering the neighborhood bar
If you only find that mildly infuriating, them you’re a more mild manner person than I am.
Based off their comments, it seems that isn’t true.
This happened when I was a young kid and I thought it was so delightful. Now that I’m an adult, I’m just happy that I have a small boat in my yard. Although it’s extremely unlikely that my yard could ever become flooded where I live now. Maybe I should give the boat to somebody on lower ground.