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“Literally eating ass for 14 years” should be on a T-shirt
does that mean you’re eating donkeys, or that you’re a cannibal?
I’d say it’s a case by case basis depending on who’s wearing it
This is the wholesome content we ought to be highlighting on the fediverse. Thanks OP
Want to give an acceptance speech?
I’m truly honored Maven, here is an axiom for you: He who don’t eat ass never got his ass properly eaten! I lost my v-card when I was 15 with a school classmate, we dated for dunno 6 months. She was my same age and obsessed with sex and cosmo magazines, she knew all the tricks, she was a really patient teacher and a really good ass eater. Unfortunately she was really possessive and we broke up in less than 6 months. She thought I would practice what she taught me on other girls or something, I was 14/15, I just wanted to stay up late playing Magic the Gathering with my other classmates without having a jealousy fit on the phone. So her worst fear came true, and now I’m out there, looking for asses to eat, so better cover with your tail like a scared dog or scram when you see me!
The only thing for me left to say is: them asses ain’t gonna eat themselves!!
Well said!
Now I suddenly want a flair functionality on Lemmy to give that guy a site-wide “literally eating ass for 14 years” flair
I’m not sure if it’s just a boost thing, but I was able to give the guy a site-wide tag:
Devs please help
Boost thing 😂
Munch that butt
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Reminded me of this thread from 6 months ago, finally found it.
https://lemmy.world/comment/2241995
Lemmy is rapidly becoming a repository of information about the art and science of eating ass, and I couldn’t be happier.
Eek!
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