AAA studios when there is a bug that threatens shareholder value:

Blizzard when in-game shop breaks:

My eyes glaze over battle passes. I simply can’t process them. I don’t understand what the pass is for, or why the blinkenlichten, or why I should pay for more blinken.

I did t get the etymology either. I am already battling, why do I need a pass? Is the pass like a road?

It just seems so stupid to me.

Good thing they just unionised