I mean, that’s the theory…

I think it nailed his point to a t

Looks vaguely eastern european

You’re the GOAT!

Looks fantastic. Have a recipe? I’ve been meaning to try my hand at pan pizza for awhile

Could just make the dough by hand. I don’t have a mixer so that’s what I do

Glad I’m not the only one bothered by that

They’re TURNING the FRICKEN CATS GAY!

My goto

I’M SO BLOODY RICH!!

I own KERNALS

and COBS

and… STALKS

AND ALL THAT SHIT!

Still feels like Monday. Oof

They probably taste like fart anyway

Yeah maybe from the pig’s pov it looked like he had a knife 🙄

Don’t just stand there like a dunce, kiss the ring (it’s under the fur)

Yeah that’s it, they’re just dancing! A beautiful and hip ballad under the sea

Straight fire

I mean the image says it all. Woman sticking her rear end next to a line of bowling balls in front of a man about to grab one? C’mon, no caption needed, they absolutely knew what they were doing

I know a dog named Duke (who honestly resembles your’s a lot). He gets called “Dork” a lot and he loves it.