Cyrus Draegur

Stop fantasizing about falling in love with literally any person who is nice to you and breaking your own heart.

Good.

Make them suffer.

Thank you for helping us punish the cancer that has grown over our entire nation… I wish we could just become part of Canada ;~;

They are literally those.

If i want McRib, i skip the middle man and just buy a bulk family-size tray/tub of frozen microwaveable riblets and go to fucking TOWN

All Russia has to do is get the fuck out.

How can this demonic scumbag continue to be SO out of touch. Fuck. Practically their whole fucking generation has been a blight.

Wow so those FUCKING things are finally good for something…

I wish someone would step up and take care of this problem.

I heard of something brilliant though: The teacher TELLS the students to have the AI generate an essay on a subject AND THEN the students have to go through the paper and point out all the shit it got WRONG :D

Not shown: the lower lines that list “Arguing in the Shower” and “Arguing in Your Imagination”, and the bottom line of “Not Arguing At All”

I had no idea “the call of the void” originated from French! Neato!

The void calls out to me constantly.

Every day.

All Day.

… I figure it’s just self-test diagnostics:
“hey, we’re still nominally functional and sane, right? Thinking about <AWFUL HIDEOUS HORRIFIC THING> gives us the badfeels like it should, right? Okay. Good.”

Yeah only Elon Musk can openly sieg heil ._.

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RAWR XD >w<

*holds up a spork*

…She thinks this is a problem only just now.

This is a really fucking weird time to board the trump train. Like, right now is ESPECIALLY a weird time in particular.

Ohhh yeahhhh the lava lamp like ones are cool. Sometimes vague impressions of cyan and red, sometimes propagating in waves. I’m so glad other people are describing it!

Call it what it really is:

Ritualistic child mutilation.