Ha! Writer was probably hungry and just thought of food when apple came to mind and then remembered he needed to cook something. The brain is a crazy thing.

Tim Apple is really proving to be a follower and not a leader. Pretty lame move Mr. Apple.

Can you imagine being that rich and still having to suck dick?

This guy sounds like a poor. Go shoplift a little more buddy, maybe that will make you feel better.

Well yeah, duh. I wasn’t suggesting you just walk into a brooks brothers or something like a fucking pleb.

This sucks because it means he absolutely definitely will not do this.

Well at least these execs are becoming more charitable! And you thought they were just greedy.

Why do these people even lug their belongings around with them on planes? Just bring a wallet in your pocket and buy the things you need when you get to your destination.

You /fuckcars guys really have gone off the deep end.

And when you get really fed up with this bullshit and look for a way out, there aren’t a lot of great options that medical training allows for but still pays med school debts. Guess what one of the few options is? Working for an insurance company and helping them deny claims. Fuuuuhhcck

Just need to readjust thresholds a bit friend. For example, I used to think that using the office of the president like a QVC platform to promote a bunch of cheap crap made in China for personal financial gain seemed pretty corrupt and not to mention just plain gross. After giving myself a violent lobotomy though (don’t tell me you haven’t thought of it too) , I’m happily purchasing a subscription to the new presidential perfume and find that it is really helpful in attracting all kinds of incel friends.

She IS the punishment

Yeah, but we gotta brag every once in awhile about being number 1.

I think this group is really going places. Could be big.

This is the republican version of DEI. Why should these special places be free from hate crimes?

still gross

I also have a thing for short guys in glasses!

And it’s a great way to make sure you get an up to date ad snuck in there.

I still like physical media, but every corner of everything just has to be jam packed with ad crap and other distractors now

According to project 2025 this issue is covered: Just block tyranny porn and get them a gun. They’ll be fine.

Don’t you miss them when you leave them at home? That part sounds sad.

Much darker? Shit. Things seeming pretty dark in US already.

You’re a douchebag