nope, it’s a consumerist holiday where all store have deceptively bad sales and people used to legit get trampled. online shopping has lowered the death toll, thankfully

you know what, that’s totally fair, I can see that

nah, Crowley’s far too bratty to be exclusively a top. they switch whenever they feel like it

oh no :(

yeah, it was a mean spirited comment, I just get pissed off when positive traits get gendered. all of these are good things for people to be, doesn’t matter the gender

so you don’t thing women should be any of those things?

separe audio settings for bgm, sound effects, etc

dude 200 words is like three paragraphs. if that’s too stressful, you might want to find a career than doesn’t require college

as far as I know that stat is for the united States, but pigs are pigs

do… do you think bad breath is made up???

Any profit a health company makes is off the backs of suffering.

I think you missed their joke lol

burnout and depression are fucking real. i barely have the energy to hang out with my boyfriend some nights, let alone other people. though tbh if I knew someone’s taking my absence as an insult, I’d probably stop trying, and if they were referring to me as an NPC, I wouldn’t even feel bad about it.

also, just saw that you’re 31. I’m betting a lot of your friends’ careers are starting to really ramp up, and if they have kids, that’s where their energy is going

GPT2 is so fun to read because it can’t follow a plot for even a single paragraph lol

prion disease lol

I mean, there’s stuff like dull men’s club where it’s just dudes talking about average life stuff like buying new tools

They sure are! Have a few in my till at work right now :)

It’s still legal tender, they’re just not making them anymore

okay but my hands go near my butthole when I wipe. the sides of my pants aren’t anywhere neat that? I’m confused why a germaphobe would care

are… are you getting poop on your pants???