Cocksucker said what

I have so many questions. Like first of all why

Spooooon

I hope he dove in from a high platform and got water up his nose.

Yummy brains (whatever is left, anyway).

It’s called Lemmy UI, my fren

Paying off porn stars, of course!

Cool! Fun weekend project with the kids.

There is really no benefit to relieving your ignorance

There is, because you’re not enlightening one person, but at least 28 by the looks of it. You could’ve been part of a teaching moment to the equivalent of a classroom full of people.

I just get my inbox flooded with people looking to argue for no good reason.

You get the same or worse by making shit up like blaming everyone for not investing time and energy into every event out there like it’s our job to find out what everyone’s doing in detail. The sheer quantity of events happening by the day is overwhelming. You can help save so much time by giving a quick rundown instead, or better yet, link to a credible source with an explanation.

I am badwrong for not doing free labor for you

It’s not free labor, but technically part of the burden of proof and part of the spirit of cooperation. You are responsible for the basic explanation or the citation of your sources so that you can be understood. Pushing this onto others is skimping out on due labor instead by being an uncivilized gremlin.

Avast! Watch an’ learn, me hearties!

They are upsetty spaghetti that they became the Drag Race Conclave. Note it’s part of a series.

#4 waiting to get off work

Ohh, it’s a song! I thought people just liked the saying in Spanish but kept saying it all wrong

Don’t forget “lo”, people always forget it. 😅

“Lo que será, será.”

Oh, the Pareto split

Sorry I forrgott

Seriously. I don’t even glance at the titles I would’ve bought on a good day otherwise. Fuck all that.

With the hard R, yikes

On the upside, he’s 69 years old. Noice funny number.

Sorry, but we have retired the meme. The International Memes Council has unanimously decided this is cringier than when your parents signed up for Facebook, so the meme has been discontinued.

the pussy maw