Sociopathy, mostly.

Wait… Mr. T has been talking shit on the internet? Why was I not informed?

You’re probably miracle-intolerant.

It’ll cure what ails ya.

Somehow. Doesn’t matter what it is. Miracle cure, yessiree.

The most painful part is when I go to garden centers and see it for sale.

“Buy it for life!”

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I’m playing whack a mole with my own ivy. Fuck the prior house owners for letting it get out of hand. I got all of it from the trees and the side of the house but it always grows back. I’m still finding sprouts from thick woody vines that have been there forever apparently. I tried removing it from the fence but realized very quickly that it’s the only thing holding it together. 😒

And fuck the English for bringing it over (we both know it was them, even their plants are colonizers).

You’re really on a roll with all of this pedanting.

My yard begs to differ.

A Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

counts useless numbers in a spreadsheet representing useless pieces of paper as society collapses around them

“Regulator angers capital for doing their job” is one of my favorite headlines.

“Today’s findings show that the Lexington Police Department abandoned continued its sacred position of mistrust in the community by routinely violating the constitutional rights of those it was sworn to must bind but not protect,” Attorney General Merrick Garland said.

“FTFY” doesn’t apply here. It’s still fucked, but it’s more accurate.

With nobody to use it on. He likely outlived the cretins that framed him.

Please read this next line as if it had alternating/random caps:

“But capitalism improves efficiency!”

Rounded, that’s a clean 42 light years.

I bet it’s Golgafrincham.

TIL. I thought she was Groucho’s sister.

Interesting choice of 1st officer.

Please don’t, we have enough. No need to excavate more.

“What’s your password?”

“The letter A.”

Thanks, I hate it.

As she mentions in this video this is her third presidential election. She has never voted in an election where Donald Trump wasn’t the Republican nominee.

Think about that for a minute. Seriously. Imagine only viewing Republicans as the party of Trump. How fucked up is that? Hillary v Trump. Biden v Trump. Harris v Trump.

The first seven presidential elections of my lifetime included either a Bush or a Clinton on the ticket. Then the eighth had a Clinton very involved in the primary. The ninth had neither. And then the 10th had a Clinton on the ticket again. 10, 11, 12 - Trump. 8, 9, 11 - Biden.

I get what you’re saying, but this isn’t just a Trump thing. It’s getting old.