ONE guillotine? It would have to be running day and night to make a difference

Stop… i can only get so erect

at this point i don’t think the ai could possibly worse than the current humans running things.

Apart from maybe not having a use for keeping us around…

'Tis Cinna, I do know him by his gait.

It’s a thing!

So if she weighs the same as a duck… then she’s made of wood…

and therefore…

A WITCH!! BURN HER!!

🎶elluh, elluh, elluh🎶

🤮

I am a father by choice, but I truly struggled as a parent for the first year or so of my first child’s life. I loved my son, in the way that I was absolutely certain that I would run into a burning building to save him, would gladly give my life to protect him, but I didn’t have that bond with him… if I’m being honest I think I didn’t truly like him during this time. It was more like a responsibility that I took very seriously than the kind of warm love that may be the ideal that people have in mind for how father’s feel about their children.

Once he had outgrown his crib, I decided to renovate a bedroom in our home for him. I painted, decorated, built furniture, and generally turned this room into a toddler’s paradise. It came time to let my son see it and my wife brought him to the room.

This child’s reaction was the most genuinely beautiful thing I had ever seen. He could barely form words at this age, but the sound of him shouting “Meees Happys!! Meeees Happppys!!!” over and over and screaming in pure joy as he explored this space was indescribable and will be forever etched into my heart until my dying day.

It absolutely took over my soul in a way that I can’t describe. From that point on I got it.

I tell this story to new dads in my life all the time because I wish I had known that I would get it eventually instead of feeling broken for the first 18 months of my son’s life.

I changed that day from a man doing his duty for his family to a dad and I never looked back.

Yes. Cut male here. For the first five or so years of my sexually active time, when I would get a particularly vigorous erection the skin below my glans would literally tear in random places around the circumference. It was quite painful but has thankfully stopped now and Im left with just some scars.

When my son was born I refused to let him out of my sight until every staff member was able to assure me he would not be circumcised.

Parents: do NOT circumcise your children, it’s barbaric.

Also fewer wasted pixels on the am/pm text. 24h is just objectively superior in every way.

If you’re gonna build it, you might as well over-build it I guess…

Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits

Add “…to distract from the epstein files”

I’m not though. They’re truly different things and I promise I’m not arguing in bad faith.

The differences I mentioned are material, especially that an executive order cannot arbitrarily criminalize something.

I hate to be the Akshually guy but they’re truly not laws. They’re directives for the federal agencies under the control of the executive branch. They have the " force of law " (assuming they’re aligned with the constitutional authority of the president) but they’re not laws.

They don’t create crimes, do budgets, or override congress.

5 happened before 4

Its a minor detail, but really highlights the heinous nature of what happened here. They disarmed him before executing him.

I’ll fight you to say it loudest.

I get that they were supposedly somehow pretty influential but nothing in their catalog is pleasant to listen to.

It has all the quality of a garage band of middle school children recorded on a tape recorder that was run over by their dads car.

I couldn’t even pretend to like it to get with a really hot hippie chick in high school, not worth it.

August Burns Red - Carol of the Bells

Honestly most of that album “Sleddin’ Hill” shreds pretty hard 🤘

That’s the power of true love my friend.

This is it for me. I will just stop playing. Dying Light did this to me and it feels like such a lazy design mechanic. It’s not fun, it’s not a surprise twist, it’s just plain lazy. I have no idea if DL2 has this lazy design because they’re never going to get a penny from me to find out.

Devs: Stop doing this crap!