Here, take these bombs.
WHOA WTF MAN, I DIDN’T SAY USE THEM!!
Also here, have some more bombs.
Here, take these bombs.
WHOA WTF MAN, I DIDN’T SAY USE THEM!!
Also here, have some more bombs.
I propose a new standard practice during debates: At some point, open a box in the center of the stage with 100 or so flies in it, then keep a tally of how many gravitate to each speaker.
“Your Nazi coworkers/family don’t have to know you voted to save the US. Harris/Walz 2024”
Crazy that these reporters can understand what Trump is trying to articulate around that mouthful of Putin’s dick.
Trump-Zelenskyy feud
Which is synonymous with Putin-Zelenskyy feud. I don’t think anyone is surprised that Putin’s bitch is doing Putin’s biding.
Oh for fuck’s sake. It’s time to just rip the bandaid off of this one.
…yeah this is the GOP - women suffering/dying is a feature, not a bug.
Never forget that the cruelty is the point.
Three more. Then we’ll have 53, a prime number, and truly be one nation indivisible.
Aight, for chill concentration EDM-ish background music…
Satisfactory’s Pygmalion Effect
What kind of music do you listen to at work? Like high energy vs chill focus music?
Yeah your biggest obstacle right now is going to be “our next available appointment is in 4 months”, so ER is the way passed that. It’s not super ethical, but neither is the way our healthcare system operates, so do what you gotta do.
If you’re on any expensive meds, now’d be a good time to get them refilled. …and ‘my backpack got stolen!’ them and get them refilled again if that’s covered.
If you’ve got anything you think needs to be addressed with any urgency at all, skip the normal process and go to the ER to complain about your symptoms, especially if you’ve got ANY pain in your abdomen or tenderness in your lower back (which could mean kidney stones).
Infact, even if you don’t have pain, go in and tell them you feel nauseous after eating anything greasy or fatty, and you’ll get a free ultrasound of your gallbladder to see if there’s any stones in there. …don’t actually accept surgery to remove it unless there are stones that look like they’re for sure going to be problematic, cuz you WILL have symptoms once it’s gone (eating will make you feel like shit… your body should adjust eventually, but that’s not a guarantee, and it can take anywhere from a few months to years).
So, if they offer a scan or any diagnostic, do it. If they offer surgery, have a long think about whether it’s actually worth doing.
How difficult is it really to just give women rights?
Don’t panic; open fire.
*abdomen bursts open and thousands of hatchlings scatter in every direction*