It’s 2026. Still no flying cars. We have more surveillance than the Obsidian Order and TalShiar combined. But we did create a lot of value for shareholders and the DJIA was at 50,000 for a little bit

/S

Just like shields and structural integrity being only as good as the plot requires.

Riker: That Bird of Prey is 20 years old. Mr. Worf, hold down the phaser button until their forward shields drop, then fire, oh say, a dozen photon torpedoes at it.

That character is the reason Sidko started off with headhair and no facial hair.

Strong words coming from the guy who is constantly abducted while in command, or the ship gets taken over while Picard is away.

Riker: Don’t crash the ship into the surface a planet.

Deanna: The saucer crashed because you let a 20-year old, outdated Bird of Prey destroy the flagship

Riker: They found a way to bypass our shields

Deanna: Yeah, and you fired phasers once for 3 seconds and then dicked around while they took potshots at us

Flawless Earlgreytea

Miles - Julian’s bro

Garak - Julian’s bromance

Jadzia - Julian’s secret love

Ezri - Julian’s It’s complicated

The only time Quark was able to pull a woman on his own.

And it was only by pure accident

Bonds instantly*

*To anything except what you’re trying to glue together. Get a drop on your finger, INSTANT. A drop falls on the floor, INSTANT. You put a drop in the piece you want to glue, 5 minute dry time requiring immediate and constant contact and if those pieces separate for any reason even 1.7 seconds before that 5 minute mark…the glue instantly dries instantly and you need to start over

Is it an espresso machine?

They must have ordered the same colony kit from the wholesaler

Star Trek VI: Undiscovered Country

But all the set redress shots are redone with CGI. That way the President’s office doesn’t look like Ten-Forward with a curtain, and Main engineering looks more period accurate.

I HATE the automation in my '14 Lincoln. The environment control use ambient temperature settings. So if it’s hot as balls inside the car and you set the temp to 68, it’ll blast some cold air until it detects that temp, then start spitting “room temperature” air which is absolutely miserable in the dead ass middle of summer.

Give me back a knob with controls the temperature of air it’s spitting out! Which means if the AC at Max starts getting too cold then I’ll turn the knob a click or 2.

Yeah, if only people would have learned their lesson in the 70s…or the peak oil concerns in the late aughts mixed with the Deepwater Disaster…

Kayak beer

I miss r/ShowerBeer

The Shower Beer

The Friday work is over and I’m not doing anything else productive the rest of the evening beer

The after the first bite of fresh pizza beer

The just got into the stadium beer

And a lot of the actors playing them are Jewish