I didn’t even notice what it was at first. Well, I guess if I finally managed to take all of that off and not burn in the process, I could technically put these decorations on myself and just sing “White Christmas” while spraying the flames.

8, I think

I already feel tired again just by looking at this. Not even 5 minutes of rest between lives 😭

I read the first one as “hippocampus”, and had no idea what the second pic had to do with it 😆

If I adopted a cat with this pattern, I would call it Munch. People would ask if it’s because it likes to eat so much, and I would explain that it just reminds me of The Scream 😆

I feel like my mom made this meme, lol (She’d be on the “me” side)

Yes! I haven’t heard of this channel for years, thanks for reminding me 😄

I would like to see it crawl like one

I once watched art videos on YouTube, and ended up finding a channel of a lady who was drawing weirdly described scenes from books she found. One of them was from an erotic fanfic about clippy, lmao

Awww, puts them back in the fridge

For some reason, for a second I thought that the quote at the bottom of the screen was said by the man, and I was like, “How is he planning to do that?.. OH”

At least you give her extra inventory slots, that’s something!

I’m not sure if I would think that the cat is a genius or if it’s possessed 😆

You’re falling into your doom, and suddenly an advertiser materializes next to you and asks if you’ve already heard of their new internet banking accounts for minors. The situation is so ridiculous that you realize it’s a dream, and you can fly. You start flying, but suddenly you get a popup: “Flying is a premium feature; upgrade now!” You try to get a free trial, but the popup insists that you already used one with this e-mail address, so you try to subscribe to the premium plan. Suddenly your card declines, and you return to falling down, crying as more and more advertisers spawn around you, showing you random things.

Same. I remember trying to do crossword puzzles, and half of them were like, “Name of the actress who played X in the 90s series title.” Me: Hell if I know… name of a purple crystal used for jewelry and home decorations? oh yeah, I know this one!"

With sound, and it’s going to track your eyeballs so that you won’t look away!

I can confirm, it did turn out to be just that.

I can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.

When I saw the first two steps, I initially thought it was a guide for opening pills. I was like, “I wonder what hey will do with the powder inside… hold on, this isn’t a pill”.

I can hear this image. It sounds like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff