It’s your duty as a human. Think of it as pest control.

They’ve declared war, it’s time to start making ice melt

One time I was both fine and dandy for about an hour, but nobody asked how I was!

Good first step, now make him write “I will eat my calming banana instead of getting angry” 1000 times on the chalkboard like Bart.

It had enormous potential then just sort of ended in an orgy and…the world is Netflix

I’ll hate them forever for cancelling Santa Clarita Diet right when Fillion shows up

The different voices singing the same song for each season…👌

Similarly, money is not the root of evil. Desire to get it no matter what, is.

Just pointing and laughing loudly infuriates the more than anything, they want a tough guy confrontation

That’s just the tray that holds the rack I put the bacon on, it’s supposed to be seasoned in grease

You know how you get to Carnegie Hall?

I’m a white dude who admittedly has t been very vocal.

Time to do some singing exercises and warm up the old pipes.

That’s the point. It’s all or nothing but organizing is extremely difficult and it will cost lives.

Oh for sure but at that point you’re pot committed…Battle of the Bastards was about the best fight scene we got

A gigantic army of ice undead that all…just crumbles with the poke of one needle. Her killing the ice king, sure, but at least let us see the white army come across the wall and Winter actually Comes. The whole army disintegrating was massively underwhelming.

Phones have got to be ringing off the hook at Saab sales offices right now.

That is precisely the idea, it’s why they keep federalizing NG troops to stand around and look menacing without actually doing anything

Deer come up to eat the apples and other berries from the garden, now deer is in freezer ready for grill.

Hillbilly tip: soak venison in buttermilk for a few hours to remove the gamey taste

Happy new year, Slava Ukraini