And healthier.

I mean I neither drink alcohol nor toke, but I’ve heard mj is the lesser of the two evils, for those who can’t resist mind-altering substances.

It just occurred to maybe Ariana Grande’s NAME gives her some sort of subconscious big-fatness complex, contributing to her anorexia.

It says “confirm your age.” Are you under 18? Would it give valid search results to someone over 18?

Wait, what sport are we talking about, pro football helmets? They have headsets in there? Huh. TIL.

Still needs to put his nose away.

Most people have at least a little latent bisexuality. Some explore it, some never do.

Why don’t they redirect their bombing lust toward the rapists & cannibals & pedophiles among themselves?

Why was the turtle explosive? And why was a guy standing on it?

If you haven’t noticed there’s a huge agenda in the media (which is run by billionaire elites) to turn everyone into homosexuals in order to cull world population.

Well he’s part of a huge disinformation campaign funded by Palantir so his opinion about anything will be confusing & nonsense. In fact all of this is disinformation because one of Palantir’s objectives is to reduce world population, and trying to turn everyone into homosexuals is one of their strategies.

Okay but why would he want to marry her? Maybe she has a trust fund or disability benefits he wants to mooch off.

If they feel their lives are in danger, they’ll just go hide in their bunkers or launch themselves into outer space.

And when we complain about these things to the elites, they tell us, “Then get more education, and get a better job.”

And we say “🤬”

Yeah at least this is just a list of what he’s been up to professionally the last couple decades, it’s not a resume, he’s not out looking for another job. Because he doesn’t need to.

I like the way you are way overthinking this like a true adult who knows how the world works. But hey it’s just a silly meme with an ridiculous “what if” question, so let’s assume there are no strings attached, no stipulations, this is not taxable and you don’t have to report it to the IRS. Now you can let your imagination run wild, Which would you choose? Cash? Or gold? I think the question comes down to which equivalent weight of each is worth more than the other.

Hey please explain the microwave comparison. I didn’t understand that part.

When one guy in the marketing department only has one job to overthink updating the logo (font) for no reason and nobody notices the change because it’s negligible and that guy keeps receiving the same salary every year no matter what, so it really doesn’t matter.

I don’t recall airbnb & Spotify with those old whimsical logos.

will…would… STRAIGHT TO GRAMMAR JAIL.

Yeah “promposals” started with the millennial generation, didn’t they? We didn’t have these back in my day either. Anyway the only person who ever “asked” me to prom was my brother’s friend …two years AFTER he’d graduated from our high school…then not another word was ever spoken about it. Never saw him again until 7 years later after I’d gotten out of the military and he was married to some Chinese lady. I bet he thinks I forgot that he ever fake-asked me to prom. Nope, I remembered then & still remember 33 years later.

Measure from your feet, all the way up your legs, to the tip of your erect shaft, you say?