Woke up this morning, got some gabagool
Woke up this morning, got some gabagool
Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? I just want a picture of a got dang hot dog!
Whoa buddy, too soon. Now is not the time to talk policy. Trans kids are playing soccer.
I just think they’re neat
There’s only one Damar.
RFK could not be reached for comment, but was reportedly seen in his backyard tying dozens of pigeons to a lawn chair to see if he could fly.
Brave brave Sir Donald
Tomorrow me could be dead. If that happens, I don’t want to spend my last day doing work like a chump.
Sorry for your loss
Guys have you seen this sharpshooter from Turkey?
“Mamaw, would God still love me if I wanted to fuck the couch?”
I have a dream that one day my children will not be judged by color of their upholstery but by the comfyness of their cushions.
Don’t worry. She’s one of the good ones.
They drove a dump truck full of money up to my house, I’m not made of stone!
Sorry GOP, no abortions, even in cases of rape or couchsex. You’re carrying this baby to term.
So think of the SpongeBob meme where he keeps revealing more dirty diapers. We are currently at the panel where he points out the window to the mountain of diapers.
The files are in the computer!
Remember, if you use xshitter in any way, even to follow your favorite progressive celebrities and complain about the platform and write mean tweets about Elon, you are validating the platform. You are putting money in his pocket so that he can continue to donate $45 million per month to conservative superPACs.
Trilithuim crystals you say? Well, the Prime Directive is more of a guideline than an actual rule …
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