The ones who will have - the ones who haven’t never will (i.e. Schumer)

I’d much rather see AOC enter the next dem presidential primary.

I’m sure those farmers will have no problems selling the extra crops abroad… oh wait…

Canada joining the EEZ.

This is a bit embarrassing but the last time I actively worked in C++ it was with Qt and pre C++11.

Hrm. It took six months to make so it’s unlikely we could deploy this strategy at scale but I praise the innovation.

No worries - cooking is super fun I hope you make something delicious.

Instructions unclear, I have become a lexer and now am in need of a parser and linker.

Be a rebel - learn Catalan and just try and speak it to French and Spanish speakers. The world needs more fluent Catalan speakers!

Cast iron is excellent for delivering a lot of consistent heat - I use it for searing steaks and greatly prefer it to a grill.

If you want to make it extremely crispy you’ll want to make sure the precooked rice is relatively dry (instead of 1 cup to 1.75 or 1.5 cups of water use 1.25 or 1 - make sure the rice is still edibly hydrated as some rice variants take different water ratios).

It’s possible incorporating sugar into the rice (i.e. coconut milk instead of water) will help it crisp faster but with the approach I’ll suggest below there’s a danger of burning the sugar which will end up tasting like shit - you may want to reserve coconut milk to partway through the process.

With your rice and stuff for the middle prepared (the middle can be whatever you want like (maybe start with a recipe for a Thai/Indian curry? Or some mix of poblanos, cheese, and meat/beans for more Mexican flavors?)) Mix some rice into the middle for consistency and set both aside and prepare your pan. Everything in this middle mixture should be pre-cooked and food safe, if you have meat make sure it has been cooked to a safe temperature.

You should set your stove to high and place your cast iron pan on it to warm for a few minutes, how long will depend on your cook surface but put some oil into the pan and wait until it’s shimmering/wicked fucking hot - consider using an oil with a high smoke point. Keep an oven mit in reach to manipulate the pan.

Once it’s piping fucking hot pour in the rice that’s still separate and use cookware (metal or wooden- not plastic - maybe silicon if you really trust it’s an actual heat resistant silicon) and press it into the pan including up the edges - once that’s done drizzle oil around the edge of the pan so that those edges have extra help crisping up. Do not touch, do not stir, do not disturb but do watch it like a hawk.

Once it starts to fry a bit short of your desired firmity pour in the middle and let the mixture cook through. If it’s too moist you can always transfer it to the oven to dry out but you’re essentially just warming the central mixture and trying to get that yummy flavor to soak into the crispy layer.

It’s always fun to improvise in the kitchen!

I think it’s necessary but it’s a terrible sign for democracy that it is necessary. The popularity of such an obviously foreign backed party is a clear sign that the dominant parties are fueling deep internal dissent.

I support drastic actions to prevent fascism but if the underlying reasons why the centrist party is so unpopular and why an extremist party is so attractive (usually economic oppression brought on by our wonderful late stage capitalism) then another party will quickly take their place.

A government needs to earn the loyalty and approval of its populace and lately there has been too much of a global lean into corporatocracy.

Real C++ programmers pass by const ref and tell pointers to fuck off.

1. Switch date tracking over to trimesters
2. America suspends the advancement of time because they assume it has something to do with abortions

Due to political entrenchment it’s more reasonable to change the DNC from within.

Oh, it’s definitely damaging the brand and I hope it eventually destroys it - but we’re not there yet and Tesla board members don’t want to drop Musk as that’d lively crater the stock.

Fuck Schumer.

I applaud whoever scheduled that for Mar 15th

Here’s the thing, he hasn’t destroyed the brand in the eyes of the stockholders - the company’s P/E ratio is astronomical even today… the market cap still has to fall about 700B more to be anywhere near a reasonable valuation. He’ll be CEO until his magic stock pumping powers fully disappear.

Well, I know who wants an absolutely explosive birthday gift!