This is DennisDennis looks like a stately fellow!
I can tell by the way she’s looking at you that you’re singing the title to
himher as you take the photoEdit: Fixed pronoun. Sorry for assuming!
Yes, I was singing it to her at the time. Otherwise she would settle back in. Her eyes are always so stunning, so I needed to get them in the photo.
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Oops I misgendered your kitty
Tough to tell without lifting her tail, and if you’re doing that, I have bigger concerns. Like why you’re in my home.
Oh, it’s your nox in a box, eh?
Noks or noku is like the least vulgar term for a penis other than actually saying “penis” in Estonian, it’s what a 5 year old boy might use
So you’ve given us your dick in a box.
Wonderful! When Nox hops in a box, my wife and I sing “It’s a Nox in a box!” to the tune of Dick in a Box
Sometimes, if you meow at the void, it deigns to meow back.
(“Nox in a box” seems like an acceptable alternative to “elf on a shelf”. Preferable, even. Actually. you know what, this needs to be a daily thing, I think. that might just be my own selfishness, though. Do me a favor and give him some extra schritches or whatever Nox particularly goes in for.)
In our home, Nox in a box is sung in the same fashion as Dick in a Box by the Lonely Island.
I will give her lots of nose rubs and chin scritches!
Nox in box, while fox in socks, and lovely talks, between Nox and Fox, with little or no pox, your Nox is Fox’s bestie…hahahahhahahah
Do you happen to be a fox in socks then sir?
I’m not nearly half as clever
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