Timers? Plural? Wrong target.
Recently in the car I told Siri to remind me of something when back home and that dumb ass piece of shit tells me it can’t do that since I have to store my home address in settings first. “Intelligence” and “assistance” my ass. How about to use the location the phone is for 90% of the time each damn day?! Or the address Apple Maps uses when I hit the “drive home” button?! Or the address from my own fucking name in the address book?! There is absolutely nothing intelligent about these systems.
I mean, I’ll try to use Siri on the Apple Watch to text someone, and the contact is created. It just flounders like a fish out of water. I just don’t bother anymore.
I guess we need ceos without a sex drive. Oh, look, here is Ai coming… What a strange coincidence.
Inb4 AI develops kinks…
I guess one problem is that the AI doesn’t have inhibitions, and it’s in-built with sycophantic pleasing. It would spill trade secrets faster than a child with marbles, playing marbles.
Apple’s gonna come out with a spy sex scandal in about 3 years, and for some reason everyone in the tech media is going to cover it like it’s the first time it’s ever been done.
Wow, so you’re saying they could make it twice as accurate?
We can’t let China get its hands on AI which can set timers. It’s over for all of us if that happens!
Yeah, that “Internet of Shit” is looking like a glaring IT security hole, like I always believed. Look at France, for Pete’s Sake.
40% of the time at least
No no it’s 100% of the time, though it is only correct 40% of those times.
100% of the time it gets it right 40% of the time
