You sure he’s fine? It sounds like he has nothing left!

He sees a whole different side of things now.

Man, we’ve definitely improved the survivability of industrial accidents in recent times. I heard about another guy who fell into an upholstery machine, but he’s fully recovered now!

And now the right hand doesn’t know what the left hand is doing.

So you’re saying he’s legless and ‘armless

It’s all right. No comment left my brain.

Is that the same guy with the wooden leg named Smithe?