Why is Worf in Engineering anyway?

  • data1701d (He/Him)@startrek.website
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    4 months ago

    Meanwhile on the USS Voyager:

    Tuvok and Chakatoy encounter each other in the hallway near Holodeck 1.

    Tuvok: Commander, I am concerned about the Captain’s continuous holodeck usage. She has not exited the room for the past three hours, and I believe it may be inhibiting the effective operation of the ship.

    Chakatoy: It’s been a rough week. I’m sure she’s just blowing off some steam.

    Suddenly, they heard muffled noises through the holodeck door.

    Tuvix: I have a right to live!

    (Excessive machine gun noises)

    Chakotay taps his combadge.

    Chakotay: Doctor, can you come to holodeck 1? I think something’s wrong with the captain.

    (No offense to Janeway. Just a fun caricature.)