My dad’s bummed one of his only friends is a nut job who shared the (or other?) fake X videos of Harris to my dad, 100% serious and sure it’s true and cannot be told otherwise. My dad needs new friends. (He’s technically my ex-crazy uncle, but my aunt divorced him for obvious reasons decades ago).

And yes as I say it out loud, I realize Xvideos of Harris has a second meaning but I’m now laughing too much to correct my phrasing.