I’d make it so that liquid soap dispensers sounded like they were struggling to nut quietly each time you pressed down.

  • Bizarroland@kbin.social
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    1 year ago

    Sounds like they need to either introduce a 55 gallon drum of lube into their sex life or they need to make it a rule that they have to spend 20 minutes doing foreplay before sex.