• 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world
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    Steering wheel subscription expired. An Audi Motor Vehicle Directioning Systems Reacquisition Technician has been deployed to your location for servicing.

    Please pay $27.99 to restore your membership for 30 days, plus a $12.49 reconnection fee, a $7.68 servicing fee, a $13.37 anti-hack fee, and a $9.99 fee fee. Steering wheels ship from our Nunavut warehouse and may take 2-8 weeks for delivery.

    Thank you for choosing Audi.

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