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minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up192·2 months ago“please don’t fuck over the american people and shut down the government, in a short sighted gotcha because that would ruin my long-term plans to fuck over the american people.” -Bitch McConnell
minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up57arrow-down1·2 months agoHis long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
minus-squareRunningInRVA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up27arrow-down1·2 months agoDoes he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·2 months agoHe freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 months agoPeople like that? Always scheming. Always.
minus-squareDogPeePoo@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoHe was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoNot if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
minus-squareMegaUltraChicken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoHow are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
minus-squareabff08f4813c@j4vcdedmiokf56h3ho4t62mlku.srv.uslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoTBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he’s actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician. Well, on second thought, I’m being too optimistic.
minus-squareJesusSon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·2 months agoThat’s Moscow Bitch McConnell to you buddy
minus-squareravhall@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 months agoIt’s weird how all the Republicans have the same first and middle name
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoMoscow’s bitch McConnel can fuck off to that village the got for american expats. You know. The one right next to the front lines.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoThe one that somehow, in a way that only Minecraft and Escher could pull off, is only stairs and high windows?
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI mean… I wouldn’t trust the construction… (or anything else. I’d just assume that anyone who took that offer would be off to the war in ukraine.)
minus-squareHideakikarate@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoDoes he even have long term plans? After his little “episodes”… last year? God, time is weird now.
“please don’t fuck over the american people and shut down the government, in a short sighted gotcha because that would ruin my long-term plans to fuck over the american people.”
-Bitch McConnell
His long term plans of fucking Americans were complete long before this election cycle.
He still has more!
Does he? I thought he kept freezing up and then slithering away.
He freezes in shock when someone discovers and destroys one of his Horcruxes.
People like that?
Always scheming. Always.
He was running low on his Unicorn blood transfusion
Not if we can find and destroy all of his horcruxes
How are we gonna destroy Ted Cruz’s beard?
TBH I never expected this. As he declines from old age ( as I inferred from https://apnews.com/article/mitch-mcconnell-senate-republican-leader-stepping-down-ba478d570a4561aa7baf91a204d7e366 and https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/watch-mitch-mcconnell-freeze-press-conference-rcna96486 ) he’s actually becoming a reasonable, sensible politician.
Well, on second thought, I’m being too optimistic.
That’s Moscow Bitch McConnell to you buddy
It’s weird how all the Republicans have the same first and middle name
Moscow’s bitch McConnel can fuck off to that village the got for american expats. You know. The one right next to the front lines.
The one that somehow, in a way that only Minecraft and Escher could pull off, is only stairs and high windows?
I mean… I wouldn’t trust the construction…
(or anything else. I’d just assume that anyone who took that offer would be off to the war in ukraine.)
Does he even have long term plans? After his little “episodes”… last year? God, time is weird now.
An explanation. Maybe