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Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

home remedy

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home remedy

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Lem Jukes@lemm.ee to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前
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  • ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world
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    It’s about blood flow. Your nose is not only filled with mucus, it’s also inflamed. Prioritizing blood flow to other parts of your body will temporarily alleviate that swelling, allowing you to breath again. Light exercise works just as well.

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      Why not both

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        If you do it right, masturbating is light exercise.

        • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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          Masturbate while doing weighted squats

          • StopJoiningWars@discuss.online
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            Where are you putting the weights…?

            • Midnight Wolf@lemmy.world
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              ;3

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          Not the way I do it!

  • Delphia@lemmy.world
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    What about masturbate for sleepy?

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      10/10 will wank for hours until I pass out from boredom.

      Or

      1/10 found horrible debased thing. Cum fast. Feel ashamed of self. Piss to prevent urinary tract infection. Sleep like a baby.

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      What about sleepy for masturb… …

      • Delphia@lemmy.world
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        “Too tired to jerk off” sounds like an album name for a dad-punk band.

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          Not too drunk to fuck. But rather too sober and sleepy.

    • kerrypacker@lemmy.world
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      Masturbation for melatonin. It’s got a certain ring to it.

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    Masturbating to get rid of my morning wood so I can take a piss

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      deleted by creator

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        deleted by creator

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        I just woke up. I want to be grouchy, not horny.

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    Tbh, If I’m feeling sick especially if it involves sinus congestion, I’m generally feeling far too icky to want to do that

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      You have to be strong. Do it for the nose.

    • Lem Jukes@lemm.eeOP
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      hhh

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      deleted by creator

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    Does snorting cum clear up your nose somehow or something?

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      original study

      academic article

      result

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      It doesn’t for you?

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        Tbh it’s not something I’ve tried but I want to

        • Cheems@lemmy.world
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          Let me rack you up a line

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    I’ve done this in the past and it works, briefly.

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    deleted by creator

    • Lem Jukes@lemm.eeOP
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      Movin ur blood around

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    you get antihistamines wackin it?

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    It helps with my lower back pain, it feels like I’m just floating afterwards, like my spine has liquified. Orgasms in general just help make the pain go away, sex is better, but I’ll take what I can get.

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      fuck the pain away

  • Bruncvik@lemmy.world
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    For post-nut clarity. A genuine reason why my problem solving skills improve when I work from home.

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    How do you people have that much energy when you’re sick

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      My horny is WAY more powerful than any measly virus

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    Didn’t know that was a thing. Glad to find out. Gives purpose.

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    Exercise in general will do this.

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