• fluckx@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Due to budget cuts the heat shield for re-entry was cut. Thanks to these budget cuts we gave everybody in the lower echelons of your company a big fat bonus.

      We hope you have a pleasant stay in space.

    • sorval_the_eeter@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I think slingshotting the rich people around the sun should be considered, even if they just wanted to go to orbit. We can tell them its for the coolness factor.