Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down116file-text
arrow-up173arrow-down1message-squareIf you’re American when you go in the bathroom…Kintarian@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square7fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47arrow-down2·7 days agoI’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
minus-squaresp3tr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·7 days ago… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
minus-squareFermion@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-27 days agoDon’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.
minus-squareKittenBiscuits@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·7 days agoWhile you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.
I’m not always American when I’m entering the bathroom, sometimes I’m Russian.
… but even if you start out Russian, sometimes things don’t go as planned and you end up Stalin.
Don’t try to force things or you’ll end up in Spain.
While you’re in there, may as well do a little Putin.