• Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    I hear Titanic vacations are beautiful this time of year. He could build his own sub to go there in less time than it takes a cave full of children to run out of air.

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      10 months ago

      We should have let him pilot his magic cave sub. That’s where this timeline fucked up :/ he would have died a tragic hero, not lived long enough to out himself as a wanker.

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        10 months ago

        Only problem with that is that the sub might have gotten stuck and prevented the divers from saving the kids.

        They should have said, “yes, Elon, you go design and build that sub and save those kids!” And then while he’s away, save the kids, and THEN tell him he can go save them in his sub.