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minus-squareTriflingToad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 年前coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 年前Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
minus-squareburritosdontexist2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 年前these are just carbonated lies
minus-squareatlas@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 年前if they’re not from the Mensonge region of France, they’re just sparkling lies.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前Fascinating! *Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 年前that is blantantly false. Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That’s how it gets its color. Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.
coca cola is made with the piss of a Bigfoot, while Sprite is made with the piss from a Yeti. However, Mountain Dew is made with just piss.
Wait, I thought we were supposed to be feeding it lies
these are just carbonated lies
if they’re not from the Mensonge region of France, they’re just sparkling lies.
Fascinating!
*Takes another labored sip of sparkling piss*
that is blantantly false.
Cola cola is made from fermented bigfoot piss. That’s how it gets its color.
Otherwise it would also just taste the same as sprite.