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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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    Two fishes fucked and made a deformed fish that liked air more than water. And now I have to “clean the garage” and “not eat all the cheese its”. Fucking ass hole parent fish.

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      Some motherfucker planted and watered some seeds and now I have to pay taxes. Fuck that guy.

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        Dicks… All of them

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      Do fish fuck? I thought the one laid the eggs and the other spooged on them.

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        Besides sharks like the other commenter said, there’s a type of fish called “livebearers” who do indeed fuck and internally inseminate

        They give birth to fully formed babies vs laying eggs and fertilizing them externally. A fascinating animal that falls in the category is the Amazon molly which gives birth to clones of itself

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          !

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        Sharks fuck. It’s really unpleasant. They are also fish.

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          I always forget and think they’re mammals.

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            You might have them confused with Whale Sharks, which are Whales and therefore mammals.

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              I’ll be honest with you, I think it’s more likely I’m confusing them with whales as a whole.

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              Whale sharks are a species of shark, and therefore fish.

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        Yea. These fish fuck.

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