• KSP Atlas@sopuli.xyz
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      10 months ago

      Because in western society walking around naked in public is considered illegal and wrong

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      10 months ago

      I thought of 2 reasons without even trying

      1. To not feel cold
      2. So mosquitoes don’t bite my cock

      I’m sure if I try I could come up with more

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        10 months ago

        Your arguments don’t work in heated, low-insect-rate buildings.

        Do you have more, or do you give in?

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          10 months ago

          Oh I have a lot more, I like having pants on so when I scratch my asshole I can get a nice streak inside the pants and not moist aromatic fingertips. Also pants are a good fart holder so I can spread the smell over a larger area. Also pants are a good piss catcher for those late coming dribbles that wait till you are reinserting into pants to come charging out. Shoes are good too so I don’t get the cockroach mayonnaise on my feet when I smash them.

          Just a few thoughts