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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 年前

white house: it's over 9000

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white house: it's over 9000

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    numbers that nobody has ever seen before

    Like eleventeen, thirty-twelve, and all those.

    • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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      We could use some of these new numbers

      Edit: There’s more!

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    Source: https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

    It’s from one of Donald’s word vomit speeches

    • notabot@lemm.ee
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      Good grief, I thought this post was just a joke, but he actually said it. It’s ok though, his term’s nearly over, right? Right??

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        Only because the meaning of “term” may change.

        • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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          "Good news and bad news. Good news, Trump is not the president anymore… "

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            It’s gonna be an awful four years, but I genuinely think if he tries to stay in office past 2029, there will be violence. The media would have you believe that his supporters are more galvanized than ever, but here in three and a half years after every country other than Russia has cut all trade ties with us, conservatives are going to realize just how bad Republican politicians are.

            Trump got elected because Biden failed to improve conditions for the vast majority of voters. The next Democrat will win because Trump is making shit so much worse.

            Of course you’ll interact with some extremely prideful Trump supporters who think a tanking stock market and exponentially more expensive eggs are good, but the vast majority of his supporters aren’t out there with MAGA flags and hats and stuffed bears.

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    So… how do you reduce something like people crossing a border beyond one hundred percent ?

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      People trying to get out of the country, I guess

      • Mothra@mander.xyz
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        I thought of this one but a deportation or just leaving aren’t illegal crossings… So it wouldn’t work!

        And trying to get out of the country crossing illegally is still an illegal crossing, so, it doesn’t make sense

    • Goun@lemmy.ml
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      They’re crossing on the opposite direction now

      • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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        And bringing additional people with them!

      • Mothra@mander.xyz
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        I also considered this one, illegally crossing in the opposite direction is still illegally crossing, so, it doesn’t explain the math

    • CompassRed@discuss.tchncs.de
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      For some reason, people will sometimes flip the fraction when calculating decreasing percentages, so this roughly means that the old number of crossings is beyond one hundred percent greater than the current number of border crossings. It’s really dumb

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        Ohhhhhh omg now this makes sense. Thank you!

    • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca
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      Deportations

      • Higgs boson@dubvee.org
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        Hint: math

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    American refugees trying to enter Mexico and Canada.

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    Numbers nobody has seen before. Lol.

    Every Trump action is appearently the best ones ever made in the history of civilization.

    If Jesus would come back, he would be second to Trump in how amazing he is.

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      Second place? Believe it or not, it’s also Trump.

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    OP please post a link, I can’t believe they are this bad at math, unless they mean people are now “illegally” crossing out of the US

    Edit: this is real, oh myyy! https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

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      I’m guessing they mean an over 100% increase of the decrease of the period-over-period amount.

      It’s not necessarily wrong, but it is, in fact, a really, really stupid way of communicating information, which is very on brand of them and their supporters.

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        Listen, if you have to jump through hoops to stretch the meaning of a phrase, just to raise the idea that the phrase might not be completely asinine, it might be a better use of your time to just let it be. You shouldn’t have to do mental gymnastics and word judo just to squeeze a non-obvious semi-literate meaning out of something the leader of the free world said. Don’t do their work for them (unless you are being paid to do their work for them, of course… but get paid up front, because they aren’t very good about honoring contracts).

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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          I’m merely trying to explain what I interpret as their logic, not justify it or say that it’s acceptable - it’s not. You and I are in agreement here. The US has clowns leading the country. Absolute fucking clowns.

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        if you can do the linear algebra equations necessary to make all these nonsense statements have a glimmer of truth you should emigrate to the EU while you still can

    • Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It’s insane that he can just pull random numbers out of his ass and his supporters will keep taking them as fact.

      USA has not contributed 3 times as much as EU in support of Ukraine. In fact it has contributed less.

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      10/10 edit

    • b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s Elon’s DOGE math.

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      I guess they might say if you include the deportations it’d be over 100%

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        Including “self deportations”. It is mathematically possible. Unlikely. But possibly.

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    So people are fleeing the US? That’s not the brag you think it is…

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    If it’s over 100%, does that mean he’s pushing out people in the US? 🤔

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      Yes actually, and he’s making some crossings super legal to compensate further.

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        AND we are actually sending our best!

        Edit:
        “we”/“our” from US perspective. I’m not from the US. Just felt like a lovely wordplay on the “they aren’t sending their best”

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    This can’t be real, right

    • chetradley@lemmy.world
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      It is, unfortunately, real. https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

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      Look at the front page, and also great articles such as “Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments” and “President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength.”

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        “Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments”

        Wait, are they confusing “transgender” and “transgenic”?

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          Yes. Because they are just that dumb.

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          Yes, they also cut funding to a special education transition program because they think it means libs are transitioning school kids.

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          “Never believe that anti-Semites are completely unaware of the absurdity of their replies.”

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          Yes he is, and his supporters might actually believe. transgenic animals have been used in research for decades , and he is just finding out now?

      • Mirshe@lemmy.world
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        peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?

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          NOD’s motto,

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          A book that I haven’t read in a long time, and now would be the proper time to do it again.

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      ~~Looks like it isn’t real.

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~

      I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.

      More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS

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        The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.

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        Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls 😅😐

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          It’s the official government word for foreigners.

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        Thanks!

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      it is : https://lemmy.ca/comment/14968616

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/

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    Friendly reminder: this community has a “No politics or political figures” rule. In the future, please put posts like this in a community like [email protected].

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      The joke isn’t political, the joke is math.

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        It references a hot button political issue, and most of the comments are about politics.

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      this is not political at all. beside the fact that the white house is making the joke! next time the white house is funny, I’ll post on political humor, sorry

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        this is most definitely political homie, this is literally referencing politics.

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    This is a transcript of a meeting. Those are words that trump did say, but this screenshot is cropped deliberately to hide that fact.

    This is one of the typical lies that trump is known to make in speeches. This isn’t a whitehouse staff member publishing those words as a written statement the office stands behind.

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    Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.

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    Lol illegal crossings caught / reported. The majority of illegals come over legally and just overstay their vacation, education, work, business, or deplomat visa. Why bother crossing illegally when you can just request a vacation visa or day visa and just disappear into the country. (Yes those without passports will have to sneak across but it’s way easier than the Trump administration will have you believe.) Yes thousands get caught but millions go back and forth without. Yes most go back without needing the US government to force them.

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    If this is real, then that’s some North Korea shit right there.

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      It’s real, but it’s quoting Trump.

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      deleted by creator

      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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        i think the whole hermit kingdom we will kill you and your entire family, plus sentence you to forty years for forced labor is going to be a more impactful difference between north korea, and literally anywhere else in the world.

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        There are a couple fundamental differences between the US and North Korea - in NK, you can’t travel without governmental approval and also you get shot if you try to leave.

        In the US, you can walk to a different state if you so desire (or drive or fly, but those require gov’t ID) and the only thing you need to have if you want to leave the country is paperwork that the other country accepts.

        I wouldn’t be surprised if there were more fundamental differences between the two countries, but those are two big ones that I thought of off the top of my head.

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    Step 1: Turns country towards fascism

    Step 2: ???

    Step 3: Profit? Genocide?

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