My family doesn’t celebrate it (bc we never did growing up in the UK), nor do I begrudge anyone their freedom. Anyways, happy independence day y’all. If you need me I’ll be sipping tea in the middle of a wide open field wearing my ceremonial red coat.
Just say you’ll be at home avoiding all the noise. I’m saying that and I was born in the U.S.
I like this answer. Sounds like something I’d say on any other busy day