fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square152linkfedilinkarrow-up1325arrow-down139
arrow-up1286arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前message-square152linkfedilink
minus-squareNutWrench@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 个月前“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.” You did NOT slip on your penis.
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·edit-27 个月前Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip? (Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
minus-squareVotes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·7 个月前He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
minus-squareDasus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 个月前That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them. Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision? A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
minus-squarewhome@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 个月前Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 个月前imagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.I got two fractures as a result.”
You did NOT slip on your penis.
Were you there to see Matt, 41, owner of the world’s largest penis, slip?
(Also he very clearly says he slipped on some shower gel, not his penis)
He didn’t, he said he slipped on shampoo that he couldn’t see since his penis was obscuring his vision.
That’s a lame excuse. I’m pretty sure my two legs are larger than his penis and I don’t consider my vision obscured by them.
Was he slapping himself in the face or why was it so obscuring his vision?
A better title would be “man so mesmerised by having a large dick, he can’t look away from it even when in slippery spaces”
Still bullshit, how many fast guys just see their bellies, I mean you can support of see his dick in his pants in the image, why would that block the view? maybe it’s just time for some prescription glasses.
imagine though, just a fuckin garden hose coiled on the floor and WHUP