• Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    1 year ago

    Also happens when I’m having a really horrible shit. If you’ve never been reduced to praying to god at the toilet, be thankful.

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      1 year ago

      Had major stomach pains as a kiddo, with hourly long toilet visits. Promised God I’m gonna believe in him if they stop out of desperation, like, what are the chances but anything that can help…

      It helped tho. Shit that kept me on edge for months passed within two weeks.

      So, yeah, I am a believer to this day. But I can bet most christians won’t like my story of “shat so hard God had to save me” xD

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          1 year ago

          Christianity also says we have one shot - then we either eat shit in hell if we effed up or find oyrselves in haven…whatever it means.

          But back to the topic - most folk know this, but this raises one bad idea - if it’s only as good as you make it, why care for others? Make them stepping stones for your benefit.

          Aaaand thus we end in this hellhole.