Imagine veing the poor minimum wage employee that had to put that sign up before clocking out for the last time.

“Yeah, I made sure to lock up before I left, the fire alarm and security system were all running fine, and as nearby CCTV cameras will show I left the building and headed in the direction of home, I have no idea what could have caused the electrical issues that made them both stop functioning right before the store burned down. Of course since I lost my job, it’s not really MY problem, now is it? click”

I want a Bluetooth physical phone so I can slam the receiver down and hang up with flair