Ted Cruz has been slammed for joking that Texans should “join me in Cancun” as the state braces for a deep freeze.
“Texans, with the freeze coming, wrap your pipes, cover your plants, stay off icy roads & keep your family safe. And, if it gets too damn cold, join me in Cancun!” he wrote on X.
$1,000 dollars to anyone who has video evidence of him getting it on with a rent-a-boy. Completely serious. I will give a grand to anyone who can out him to his conservative family values base. Send me the video and how to pay you. Spend the money however you like.
I’ll chip in a few bucks. Let’s get this going.
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I can’t afford 30k. I can afford 1k. And yes I am serious. This guy has been shit and shitting on the innocent his whole life and I want to take home down.
1000 bucks from me. Spend it on blow, spend it on hookers, spend it philosophy textbooks, whatever. Get me that footage and the money is yours.
His supporters will call it a deep fake and ignore it. Outside of your electoral system or a bullet, these people are untouchable.
Here, take my lube and this bag of meth
Whoa big spender
I’ll pitch in $12-15.