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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前

If you need me, I'll be over here screaming into a pillow

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If you need me, I'll be over here screaming into a pillow

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 个月前
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  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    You know, learning chemistry is nice and all, and there’s lots of maths and knowledge, but the real special knowledge in doing chemistry is one simple phrase:

    “When pouring, you’ve got to commit”

    • eighty@aussie.zone
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      In my personal worldbuilding I’ve made it into a proverb “do not spill — pour” to mean “to do something confidently where hesistation guarantees failure”.

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        I like that! I particularly love that your worldbuilding includes cultural tidbits like that.

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      last night i committed extra hard and spilled everything on the counter and floor and my clothes

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        Is the fish okay?

        • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de
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          very

          • toynbee@lemmy.world
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            Fair enough. Are you well?

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              i am the fish

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      git pour?

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    deleted by creator

  • YoSoySnekBoi@kbin.earth
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    Pouring liquids from mugs is the bane of my existence

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  • don@lemmy.ca
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    Next time move the bowl to meet the pour.

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      Or hold the cup closer to the bowl

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        Put the bowl on top of the mug, and then quickly flip both over.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          put the bowl and the mug in a bigger bowl, then put another big bowl on top and shake

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          Doesn’t work if there’s something already in the bowl like cereal

          Why would the dude be pouring milk from a cup into an empty bowl

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    I love how the poured milk pattern is like a Christmas tree

  • IngeniousRocks (They/She) @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The lesson here is commit or quit

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    Me putting water in my keurig machine every morning…

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    i need to see this video

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    You just have to prepare you well enough for the mess.

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    First moment of the liquid distribution is right in the bowl, so what’s the problem?

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