Plot twitst: I dont have any webcams. Lol.
Hello, my perverted friend.
I’ve come to wank with you again.
On a webcam soft-ly stroking
To a vid of extreme poking
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
The art
Of coitus
Congrats, y’all are the first ever post in Lemmy Sings!
I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over
I had a terrible flashback of Reddit where everyone would make the same reply over and over and over
You pos
Edit: I don’t mean it, I love you
I work as a sysadmin and had a user in my building call us about one of these emails. I didn’t say it out loud but, if it wasn’t true, why would he even feel the need to ask if it was real or possible?
“I’m actually considering doing this for a living, so please go ahead and make me famous. Maybe we can collaborate”.
Seriously though, as said elsewhere, never reply to these.
I think if they have videos of me jerking off they owe me money, not the other way around. That’s how onlyfans works right?
My likeness is owned by PornHub and our legal team will be in touch.
Please remain where you are.
Probably doesn’t need saying, but no matter how tempting- NEVER reply. That just gets you put on an even better spam list.
You got video of me jerking off for free!? I charge extra just for getting to look at it. Bitch you owe me money, not the other way around!
What op should say to them
Who even has their webcam pointed that low?
Damn. 5 Times a Day? Aren’t you getting sore or anything?
The first rule of blackmail: supply proof. Not hints or riddles; proof. If they don’t attach pictures (or a severed thumb, whatever) it’s nonsense.
From the spammers’ perspective, though, they sent millions of emails like this at basically zero cost; my catch-all mailbox for five domains gets about a dozen a day. If one moron pays up it’s work it to them.
Invest some time in transferring to a new email address but also an email alias service. That way you never give out your new email address to anyone and give each site/service you use its own alias.
No, I get it. They’ll need expensive therapy after watching that.
I love spammers who try to shame me into paying them. Good luck trying to kink shame a furry who’s given up hiding it. You try doing that and I’ll show you the kinda porn that makes me uncomfortable.
I’m laughing as I type this but I am in fact scared to even imagine what could.
But furry porn is a thing? Really? Outside manga and that sort of medium? That sounds hilarious to watch!
Plot Twist: They downloaded WebCam
Joke’s on them, I don’t care if anyone knows I jerk off, or what I jerk off to.
