• KredeSeraf@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

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            9 months ago

            I once bought a stange Chinese can that according to the label (and because of multiple translation mistakes) it was a soup, a beverage and a soda.

            And I also bought another one from Vietnam that says it’s a soda and includes “bird nest” as an ingredient.

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      9 months ago

      O Holy One, Pepsiman, who blesses our teeth with holes shaped in your great symbol’s image.

      Grant us the strength to drive these CokeCrusaders from our lands, led by the dastardly KredeSeraf.

      May our rivers once again flow ripe with the chemical by-products of your majestic factories.

      Dulcis. Immutabilis. Pepsi.