Man, can you imagine being the scientist who discovers this effect and you’re filled with hope that this can encourage children to use soap, having their favorite super hero give them a thumbs-up or something.

And then some horny CEO sticks a naked, definitely-not-underage girl with bunny ears into there.

There’s a work around to this, I mean you could just rub the stuff off and not apply it to yourself, hypothetically.

I swear if I see a collection of these unused on eBay in 30 years…