VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agoYou... Want to have intercourse with a dead deer?discuss.onlineimagemessage-square200linkfedilinkarrow-up11.05Karrow-down122
arrow-up11.03Karrow-down1imageYou... Want to have intercourse with a dead deer?discuss.onlineVetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days agomessage-square200linkfedilink
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·21 days ago wherein we don’t want our corpse fucked. Hey, speak for yourself. Not everybody wants to have a virgin afterlife.
minus-squarezurohki@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·21 days agoI hear they make you fuck suicide bombers.
minus-squareMatty Roses@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·21 days agoThey just told them 72 virgins, guy should have read the fine print
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·21 days agoWell, dead guys can’t afford to be picky.
minus-squarepotoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·21 days agoWhy not? There are literally billions of ghosts. You’re settling, even in death.
minus-squareOwOarchist@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 days agoHooray! I made a brand new sentence!
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·13 days agoI mean… let’s be honest. Virgins suck in the sack. Actually. They probably don’t even suck. They’re just boring.
Hey, speak for yourself. Not everybody wants to have a virgin afterlife.
I hear they make you fuck suicide bombers.
They just told them 72 virgins, guy should have read the fine print
Well, dead guys can’t afford to be picky.
Why not? There are literally billions of ghosts. You’re settling, even in death.
Hooray! I made a brand new sentence!
I mean… let’s be honest.
Virgins suck in the sack.
Actually. They probably don’t even suck. They’re just boring.