• Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Yeah, kinda like a long, slimy tail. Dragging on the ground when he walks down the street, getting dirt and cigarette butts stuck to it. He’d have to kinda throw it over his shoulder to keep it from getting stepped on, so occasionally it would fart sadly, right next to his face.

    • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net
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      3 days ago

      Sweet fucking jesus that’s not a mental image I wanted but by god did it crack me up.

      It’s like Dylan Moran’s bit about the “Ideal body” from Monster (top tier stand up show if you haven’t seen it)