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Ok this is a mean joke to play in patients, but I would be lying if i said I didn’t laugh when I read this
Game idea, grim reaper has been arrested, you have to fill in for him while he’s in jail.
What was the crime he was charged with?
Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
Get your hands off my penis!
causing a nuisance without reasonable excuse
Define “Reasonable”
It’s the UK law term, not my words.
And even by them, it’s not defined, meant to be left to the court to argue.
Going against the status quo. Fall in line or go to jail.
That’s what juries do.
Gonna add on that he refused to leave when a constable asked him to, and he stole cat food and litter from somewhere else.
Sounds like he might have a few problems
Impersonating an officer of the law
god forbid someone have hobbies
Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you
Americans, you talk and you talk and say ‘Let me tell
you something’ and ‘I just wanna say this’, Well you’re
dead now, so shut up.
Down voters haven’t seen the movie…
Even if they did, they didn’t get it.
“It’s a mister Death, he’s here about the reaping or something?”
“Hey… I didn’t even eat the mousse!”
Send that person to McConnell, if he’s even alive anymore.
Everybody needs a hobby.
costumes are illegal now smh smh
slowly starts undressing
How do you mean, this isn’t appropriate either!!?
Your honour, i ask for leniency due to the objectively funny nature of the crime
hospitals is where death hangs out, as non-coporeal entity.
Everyting gwan be irie
If only the Grim Reaper looked like Brad Pitt!
(cross posted from the gabe newell own a yacht company post)
A man’s gotta have hobbies.
Like terrorizing the sick?
sorry left my /s in my other pants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABloTUoITgw
Immediately thought of this.
Are you receiving professional help?
@trickdacy see still here.
God forbid someone has a hobby…
Harvesting souls with ma homies.
Cracking open a few cold ones on the hospital roof
Wait, if Ole Grim is being detained, then who is going to harvest the souls of dying mortals? Does this mean we won’t be able to die, or that our souls will simply be trapped somewhere between the realms of the living and the dead? Hmm…
Is that why McConnel has not been declared dead yet???
I think an evil necromancer has been using McConnell’s meat suit as a puppet for years now already…
If Terry Pratchett is to be believed, then it’s zombies and ghosts.
If Piers Anthony is to be believed, this will only affect people with balanced souls, but everyone else should be fine. (Well, dead)
Holy shit. Forgotten memory accessed.
Dude is about to shoot himself, Death turns up to collect him but has his hood down or something, the guy freaks out and shoots Death instead and has to take his place, right?
I read that 30+ years ago burning through my town library’s small sci-fi/fantasy section.
Yes, that’s the one. “On a Pale Horse” is the first book in the series, and the one about Death. In the books, magic and science coexist and aspects of reality like War, Time, Death, etc are all offices that people hold.
The whole Incarnations of Immortality series is one of my favorites, but it’s been a bit since I’ve read them.
