CAVOK@lemmy.world to Europe@feddit.orgEnglish · 5 days agoEurope Approves Bionic Eye to Restore Vision Lost to Blindnesssingularityhub.comexternal-linkmessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down10
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minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·4 days agoFor the rest of your life, you’ll have to live with everybody you talk to suddenly noticing your weird eye, and becoming focused on it, despite trying not to. Learn hypnosis, make them your slave.
minus-squareHemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoThe Borg figured that out in the early nineties. Just blind them with a laser pointer if they stare.
For the rest of your life, you’ll have to live with everybody you talk to suddenly noticing your weird eye, and becoming focused on it, despite trying not to. Learn hypnosis, make them your slave.
The Borg figured that out in the early nineties. Just blind them with a laser pointer if they stare.