Mine are both idiots in different ways.

One of my cats (orange girl) is a bright and fearless explorator, the other one (black boy) is a super cautious idiot that won’t go anywhere unless the ground has been cleared by the first. If a comfy place has been discovered, the black one will shamelessly steal it from the orange one which will then search for another place (which will likely be stolen in turn).
They’re also both cuddle monsters that require nightly belly rubs.
Our beautiful one is the evil one, not the goober
I had one grumpy goober and his biggest fan. Then the grumpy goober died of old age (20 years) and now she is my biggest fan.
Yep, that described my two boys.
One idiot that we are afraid to let out of the house because he is special needs.
The demon tried wouldn’t even play with cat toys because they were too childish for him. Later found him attempting to open the front door. Lack of opposable thumbs stopped him cold. But he did whine about it.
Same goes for mice.

Get a ginger, they’re both
The Fabulous Staredycat Sisters are both beautiful (and extremely affectionate 🥰) idiots with occasional bouts of rebelliousness 😁


Mine are both sweet baby boos who walk on water and cure cancer.

This is one of the cutest pictures I think I’ve ever seen

My beautiful idiot and terrifying demon.
The one on the right is surely the one plotting your overthrow.
You are too correct
Eh I have something more like an idiot demon and a man trapped in a cats body.
We have one nice kitty and one idiot. The window slides around a bit.

Except the demon is also an idiot because she doesn’t have a tail and is way less agile than she thinks she is.
Omfg that’s so adorable, oh that fucking face is so god damn cute
Hmm. As the human slave of two cats I find this surprisingly true.

Beautiful idiot (left), terrifying demon (right)









