• rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Now listen, a giant bird would still be hella intimidating. Even a smol bird, when angered, can and will draw blood

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      1 year ago

      some people just havent been chased by a chicken, duck or anything similar, so they think dinosaurs having feathers would make them less scary

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      1 year ago

      My chicken has declared that she is a t-rex, and all robins and squirrels must respect her authoritah.

      It’s fucking hilarious to watch, but then you realize that she really is a giant, angry predator to anything the size of a robin. Imagine a chicken that’s about thirty feet tall, with claws the size of a small sword and a wingspan that is big enough to look like a wall. And it’s charging at you, making noises like an angry teakettle, its beak sharp and hard, while its eyes drill into you so that you know feathered death is inescapable