You have no idea how fucking wonderful this edit is.
I feel I should have raised Misty’s face a bit higher.
Nah, it matches the original
*sigh*
I wanted to be the very best…
You were.
Were.
I want to be, me-di-oc-re, like no one ever was
To catch them is way too hard, to train them is not for meeee
I won’t travel across the land, seems like too much work
Teach Pokémon to understand, the power takes efforttttttt
Pokémon!
Me when I decide to play a game from my childhood
I’m tired, Mr. Pikachu-boss
I don’t give a shit. Your toilet break is over, now go fetch me another Vaporeon
Still got to catch them all, Mr. Ketchem. Get back out there.
Don’t forget me ketchem you have to attend the event to get a rare pokemon
Ash Ketchem is really a wage slave to big pokedex data center…
It’s how he got Hep-B
Poor ass ketchup. Losing his hair at such a young age.
Are pokemon ageless freaks?
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. To not pay bills is my real test. To dodge tax is my cause.
Fat pikachu went from looking cute to looking like he needs to get a check up for early on set diabetes. Ash probably needs to schedule a prostate exam.
That what happens when you’re 10 years old for 20+ years
I tried so hard to catch’em all… but they just kept moving that goalpost a little further every game…
Put that hat on. Nothing more depressing than a sunburned head.
I moved from Scandinavia weather to Death Valley weather. I have a very full head of hair, but I still have since adopted the cowboy hat to save my head from sunburn.
This is genuinely the only reason why I wear caps. But there’s a million things more depressing than a sunburnt head.
Fighting the urge to send this to my spouse who’s horribly afraid of hair loss…
Pikachu should be in an urn and I longingly stare at what used to be, trying to mask my loneliness as a million more seconds laugh in my face
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